Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Randomize
