Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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