I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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