Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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