dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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