Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
This show inspires me to have sex in space
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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