yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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