I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Panties = found
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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