It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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