I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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