People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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