How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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