Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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