Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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