fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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