My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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