Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Sacagawea was the original milf.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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