Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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