Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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