I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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