There is no way he is gay with that hair.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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