rhymes with "ouble enetration"
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
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