party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
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