Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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