after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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