another moral hangover. fuck.
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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