Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Randomize
