I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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