Don't you send me to vm
and you said cock pushups were impossible
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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