Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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