he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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