I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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