please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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