TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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