I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
They have beer where we have blood.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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