Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
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