we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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