ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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