the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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