If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize
