i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Randomize
