these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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