I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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