Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
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