Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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