In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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