What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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