If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Randomize
