? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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