The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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